“ Kevin’s a magical humper. My nickname for him is “the camel magician.
“ Kevin’s a magical humper. My nickname for him is “the camel magician.
“ I’m thinking about posting my boobs on a fake tumblr, crediting a fake flickr account then reblogging just to hear what people say. I imagine a lot of “perfect”s
“ This guy at giant eagle looks like a dirty colby armstrong! im jizzing everywhere
“ I wish I could follow myself on twitter and tumblr
“ I think people who read our tumblrs think we’re obsessed with each other
“ Omg i look so pretty right now. Should I send a picture?
“ Omg i have a sneaking suspicion i have an emo away message right now…
“ Chili cheese dogs in the caf. Recognize.
“ Have you ever wondered if like you had never touched a drop of alcohol in your life you might have better motor skills and be more intelligent? For instance i am probably a fine artist and a freaking genius but i drank it away. Omg i must tumblr about this
“ Im going to a capitals vs Penguins game in washington and a boy is paying for all of it. You should have invested in a vag. Its been very rewarding.
